The Cal-Zone (Co-Written with Rhymenocerous)

This is a rap written by Rhymenocerous and myself last year during my Pre-Calculus class. Thus the name. (Pre Cal -- Cal Zone... get it?)

I like the pepperoni. I like the sausage.
Pasta and breadsticks -- Hold 'em hostage.
Call 'em up. Drop it off. Here in a flash.
Gimme my box and I'll give you my cash.

I close the door and I open the box.
Steam comin' off; you know I like 'em hot.
I pick it up and I hold it to my lips.
I take a bite, and the grease it drips
Drip
Drip
Drip
Drop every single thing that I got.
Focus on the pizza or I'll get shot.
(Pei Weiiii!)
*Gunshot*

I like pizza; it's so delicious.
With pizza, you don't gotta wash the dishes.
Pizza Hut, gimme my pizza please.
Gimme stuffed crust with extra cheese.
(Mozzarella please!)